(updated May 3rd 2011 – italic)
1. I cannot do math
2. Once I packed for a trip and forgot panties
3. Filling in a form once I forgot my address
4. Last month (May 2009) I drove home one night and left my friend at a shopping mall
5. Once I went to visit my friend at work but she hadn’t worked there for almost a year, and I’d been to her new work
6. I don’t know how to cook (I learned)
7. I don’t know how to put things together from a box
8. When I get lost I cry like a little girl
9. When I was 20 I took a long-distance bus and got lost, then another bus and got more lost. It took more than 12 hours to get home.
10. I once drove my car onto a beach and got stuck
